We are a card toting generation. We have Medicare cards, drug store membership cards, grocery store membership cards, AARP cards, health and dental insurance cards, car insurance cards, etc.
Then we have our debit and credit cards. Each card is known for it's slogan:
Discover Card slogan is: It pays to Discover.
VISA's slogan is: It's everywhere you want it to be.
American Express's slogan is: Don't leave home without it.
MasterCard's slogan is: There are somethings money can't buy, for everything else is, MasterCard.
Unfortunately, I have had the pleasure of owning them all. But today, I am here to advertise and pitch to you a different kind of card. What card is it? I am glad you asked me this question. My life IS a walking billboard and commercial for Jesus Christ, and I am proud to inform you that I am a card carrying representative for "The Master's Card."
Let me tell you all about "The Master's Card." That's right! That is what I said! "The Master's Card!" There are never any finance charges. Never is and never will be. No payments due, no late fees, and no over-the-limit fees. It's a Prepaid Card with unlimited credit availability with major benefits. I couldn't afford the price of this card anyway. No one can! So Jesus stepped in and paid the cost for me and you. His name is written on the card and for its legitimacy, His blood authenticates it.
The Master's Card is accessible twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, from any where in the world. It has so many special benefits. There are so many benefits, that no one is able to list them all, because trying to will only insult God. However, I would like to share just a few of these wonderful and amazing benefits.
Just for starters, there is Unlimited Grace. That's what I just said! On this card, Grace is limitless. God doesn't put limits on His Grace toward us. God's grace is His unmerited favor toward us and He gave it to humanity by sending His Son, Jesus Christ, to die on a cross. Grace is God choosing to bless us rather than curse us, as we deserve. "For by grace are you saved, through faith, and that not of yourselves" (Ephesians 2:8).
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then look no further, than The Master's Card. It offers the greatest rate of return, on love that has never ever been offered before. It's called agape love. God is love. Agape love is God's immeasurable and totally unconditional love toward us. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal live" (John 3:16). It can't get no better than this!
Do you want real joy, despite the difficulties of this world? How can you have real joy surrounded by cut throat people and backstabbers? How can you have real joy in the midst of loneliness, depression, problems, and troubles? Simply, apply for The Master's Card. "These things have I spoken unto you, that my joy might remain in you, and that your joy might be full" (John 15:11). Jesus is offering you the joy that He has, to place it in you.
Do you want peace? Apply for The Master's Card." Jesus says, "I am leaving you with a gift - peace of mind and heart! And the peace I give isn't fragile like the peace the world gives. So don't be troubled or afraid" (John 14:27). This peace, the world cannot give you. You can get on your own. It is a gift from the Spirit of God. Only God is the source of all peace. One of His names is Yahweh Shalom, which means the LORD Is Peace. Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Are you tired of being put down and let down and looking for someone you can always rely on? Look no further than The Master's Card. The Master's Card is the perfect card for you. Jesus is always available to us and we can truly place all of your trust in Him. There is nothing too small or too big for the Lord to handle. God is always dependable and we can always rely on Him because He loves us and always take care of those that seek to find refuge in Him. "Trust in the Lord forever, for the Lord God is an everlasting rock" (Isaiah 26:4).
Do you want to know another great and wonderful thing about The Master's Card? The Master's Card never ever expires! It doesn't come with an expiration date, either. You will never need a replacement card. Once you become a member, you become a member for life. You know, membership does have its privileges! Please note, this membership is only revoked should you choose another Card, that is not The Master's Card.
So how do you get this unique and very special card? "If thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved" (Romans 10:9). It's just that simple!
Jesus is always accepting applications.
Bad credit, no problems!
No credit, no problem!
Bankruptcy, no problem!
Please don't delay! This great offer won't last forever. There are some things money can't buy: Peace, Joy, Hope, Faith, Salvation, Eternal life in Heaven. For these jewels of life, there is only one card and that's The Master's Card.